Ah marvellous. Ta, calendar people.
Just what I wanted to cheer me up this Christmas. A month of Boothroyd and his inane chirpy grin.
Don’t you mock me, Adrian. You started all this. You told me it was all going to be okay.
5th place going into Christmas. How the bloody hell did you manage to mess that up?
There’s only one thing you can do at times like this, I guess.